Correcto.
How long have we been hearing 'Not long until hair loss has receded forever'. Or something similar. I'd guess every year at least every major newspaper or news agency has ran an article on this cure that is coming.
Hope I'm proved wrong and there is something out there and it actually is cheap, but if there is such a cure, can you imagine it being cheap and available to masses?
Also, like a few have said - I'd end up with a partial too to lower the hairline