Hey HairMysterio, it was a joke. Don't take yourself so seriously!
We discussed your proposed experiment way back and whilst we teased you about it, we wished you luck.
I'm sorry but ever since, I've imagined you walking around with bits of lace stuck all over you!
After all, thats what you said you were going to do.

I just liked the idea of you observing a stranger who you thought looked ridiculous, but at the same time being a living collage of lace & hair!
As a scenario, it does have an ironic humour.

I had no problems admitting I looked like a freak with spray-on hair, so it never occurred to me that you
would take offense at me reminding you of something you were quite happy to say you were going to do!
Especially when you had just made very mocking & judgmental comments about someone else's appearance.
But I'm sorry that it did.
Good luck with your search for perfection.