You're ridiculous if you are actually seriously considering a haripiece. You do realize you would have to shave off all of that perfectly fine hair on top of your head to glue fake hair on? Why not try rogaine or other products before making such a drastic move? There are men who wear toppers on here that still have less hair than you have on your head right now. I understand your point in trying to make a subtle move, but this is too extreme considering the amount of hair you have