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I’m dreaming of a white glue Christmas
And of the hairline I used to know,
Where the tape doesn’t glisten,
The hairs in good condition
And from the scalp it appears to grow.

I’m dreaming of a white glue Christmas
With every forum post I write.
May your lace be hairy and light
And may all your attachments be tight.
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Happy Holiday Hair Everyone!

Well done Hersute! Merry Christmas to all!
Regards,
John
http://www.toplace.com/

Ha ha that was funny. You made that up yourself?

It sounds better when Bing Crosby sings it!
I clearly have way too much time on my hands!

This is my Christmas 'look' this year.
For those of you who will be asking, specs are:

Density: 1000%
Wave/Curl: Straight
Attachment: Gaffer Tape
Colour: White
Hair: 100% Nylon