So which of the 20 or so tapes will you be starting with, or will you start with the 10 plus glues available? Some stay bonded for over a month...so you're looking at a study that will take years with hair stuck to your knees. I do hope for your sake your an internet troll playing a prank...otherwise, well, I worry for you. I'll now ignore your thread as you've asked. I'm still laughing though!! regards