Same boat here too. I got this thing about about a month ago. Took it out and plopped it on my head. Took the robocut to it. Almost sucked it into the robocutter but thats a whole other story. Washed it, applied to my head with got2be. Applied all sorts of gels, ointments, conditioners, to it. Heck its sitting on my head while I type right now. Trying to get use to having it on my head. Reminds me of the mastercard commercial

$215 for state of the art hair
$50 for glues, tapes, releaser
$60 bucks for assortment of hair products
Nads to pull it off....priceless