It's really not attacking, we are jokingly asking questions that are relevant & so far you've answered a few of the points raised-kudos to ya.
I managed to follow all your points, after reading twice, about a companies testing procedures, thanks for informing me of that. I honestly had no idea that was how r&d (is that the right acronym Mysterio?) was carried out.
That last part isn't strictly true, I work for Dyson
Will you be wearing short sleeved shirts or a long sleeved top?
Which material?
Will you shave your arm hair first?
How will you be strength testing the bonds (i.e what will you use to pull/measure the 'hold' strength of the 1 inch pieces?)
Will the hair samples you are attaching to your knees be freestyle, with or without crown, parted etc?
Will you be wearing these lace/skin pieces to bed?
Name which glues you will be testing with?
What will you be using to clean up the lace/thin skin after the bond is lose?
Many thanks for your answers. Regards

*edit* Just read that you will also be able to tell which is lighter, a 1 inch square of lace or skin. You are super talented my friend, that's for sure