This reminds me of a very funny, sarcastic/ satirical item I read many years ago , which was poking fun at hairdressers[stylists]. It went thus: ``Invents scientific-sounding names for dubious beauty treatments i.e. Neutron-bombardment body-waving, or, Scalp electro-plating treatment...this has the added advantage of helping the client lose pounds [sterling]....often up to 100£ `` !! [sounds a bit familiar??]
Another part of it went like this `` Handling crises``.... sometimes a distraught client, who, `` heard somewhere``----- that a mixture of lighter-fluid and Evo -stick helps restore body, may enter the salon, with a sticky wad where it`s hair used to be....the most she can do in this situation is persuade the client that the skin-head look is all the `rage`this year in Paris......... well, I hope that might amuse some readers !! Cheers guys, Paul.