Just look at any of the old, early b/w movies .....
Years ago ... They didn't necessarily glue down pieces ...

(They used two-penny nails and just hammered the piece
into your cranium .... just kidding ! )

It was a running joke in many B/W films ....
The man's toup ... would fly off ... or a violin
player in a restaurant who was playing nearby
an eating diner ...

would accidentally spear his toup with his bow ....

My Friend Mike ... a 45 year hair wearer ...
talks of wearing clips for years ... which he no
longer can use because of the Alopecia which developed ...

But I'm sure he would continue if he had the side
hair for it !

Mike said ... even with the clips .. he worried
about one of his children reaching up and
grabbing a lock of his hair ...
or ... an excessively windy day !

I guess this old timer in the car was an
old-time hair wearer ....

You don't have to be bright to be wealthy ...

My cousin receives 2 million a year in royalties for
some miracle cleaning solvent he distributes in the printing
industry ... a formula that one of his 90 year old workers
gave to him ... The man said, "Here .. take this stuff ..
I don't know what to do with it ... It's yours!"...

My cousin not being a business wiz .. gave the formula
to a manufacturing company and then handed the finished
product over to a marketing company ....

All it took ... was a few phone calls ....

And for the last 8-9 years ... My cousin collects 2
million in royalties from the sale of a product which changed
the way the printing industry operates ....

But my cousin in his daily life ... as his brother describes
him ... 'is a borderline retard'

(that's an affectionate term between brothers)

And he is lucky he's able to tie his shoes ....

If This Cousin wore a piece .. he'd probably accidentally
staple it on his chest !

Don't judge a person by his wealth ...
There are many MBA grads driving cabs around in NYC
to make their rent money ...