I have a question ... and it sounds like a great idea ...
stock up now ... have a few pelts lying around ... you
can never tell ...

heck ... even just to experiment with ...
nothing like a 60-70 year old dude with a purple
mohawk showing up at his grandkid's graduation
to cause a spike in family activities

But for those whose hairline is steadily going down the
crapper ...and slowly going toward a full cap .....

But what the heck do I know anyway ...

One day ... I had lots of volume on my head ...
And a few months later ... it looked like a wildfire
streaked across the top of my skull ...

Geez .. what was God thinking ...
Just because I said a prayer to St. Francis ..
didn't mean I wanted to look like him !