Well, it would be a nice service if someone
comes to my home ..

Removes the piece, styles it while I sleep ... and
duct-tapes it to my head before I wake up in the morning ..
But if I opened my eyes and saw you John .. or BA standing
over my bed ... I might have a heart attack !

... or if were a service that humored me ..
Two gorgeous Centerfold Playmates that would call me up
every day and tell me how good my hair looks ...
That would be nice also ...

Of course .. a 2 for 1 hairpiece deal IS GREAT !!

And an even greater service ... would be to run
a service to repair, recycl old or service-able pieces that
still have some life in them ....

BTW: Did I remind you my birthday is next August !

Give us a hint ... C'mon ... You know you wanna !

*** There are a million opportunities in this field ..
just like JRob has noticed ... as places like Toplace,
Coolpiece, etc ... has created a new market ...
Affordable, good-looking hair ... with ... the service
the clubs only allude to providing ..