I see LOTS of guys who LOOK like they attached
their piece in only 5 minutes ... walking on the
streets of NYC every morning in the Wall Street area..

When you're wearing mirrored sunglasses .. with
the mirror on the inside ... well .. I guess the
whole world looks right !

I always carry a bag of roasted peanuts with
me to the park ... to feed those cute little
brown furry chipmunks who have a tendency
to sit on the top of men's heads with graying
sides and temples ... !

But those guys get Sooo Peaved at me ....
I guess I should heed the park's sign ..
'Don't feed the furry little critters .. they
could be rats !

Actually my friend Mike, a former Police Captain
and hair wearer of close to 30 years, who has been
buying his pieces from the same guy he grew up with
as a teenager in Bayonne NJ for close to $3,000 ...

I can't convince him to order a $300 Toplace piece
... you figure ! He doesn't even BELIEVE me when I
tell him what I paid !

In his case .. he removes every day .... He used clips
for years till he ended up getting alopecia where they
attached and now uses tape. He's ignorant to all
the facts I tell him I learned from the posts on toplace.

My stylist said, because I sleep pretty rough ... Wear
a 1 buck bandana on your head .. and your piece won't
shift ... Been doing that ... don't even know it is on.
I hope Hulk Hogan isn't having fantasies of me while
he's counting sheep at night !