Hi to all! I'm a newbie to this site and would love to attend the convention in coventry. If youre driving up from London or Kent and would like someone to share the cost of fuel/hire car, who doesnt fart much but sings out of tune then let me know asap! I've got a sat nav if that would help. I smoke like a chimney but if you dont smoke then open a bloody window!...I mean i will respect your wishes.

Hurry pleeze, times running out!