Mr. Burns,
You're a great hair wearer! But even better than that you've got a wonderful attitude toward life. You're always traveling and having a good time. And you're always in the company of good looking women! Some hair wearers are so self conscious of themselves---not you. You've got your head on straight and you're enjoying life. You're an great example to all of us.
Regards,
John
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