Brylcreem!!!!

I know it's been said, but it works! The hair systems seem hungry for it! I've used a bit more than I ever did with my 'real' hair (back in the day), but it seems to need it!
I lose it all on the pillow at night, but a little dab'll do you for the day.

Pomade is great for styling. Pay attention to Paul! Use sparingly!

...and did I mention Brylcream?