Mr. Burns-

You are correct in that you can cheat it with the cut, but keep in mind that a lot of guys don't want longer hair. I know your hair isn't LONG, but it's longer than a lot of guys would be comfortable with.

The thing that struck me about that video is that NO WAY NO HOW would you look right up on that stage without your TL on your head. Amazing what a little hair can do, eh?