I was on ebay to search for glues and tapes, and in one of the adds I read this:

Not born with hair, but I've got
the intelligence to find it,
the job to pay for it,
the patience to "stick" it on just right,
the will to make it work,
the confidence to wear it boldly
and the smile to wear under it

Thought I'd share it with you guys.

Cheers!