Push her to the street and move on to another girl.Meet her family so soon? Not a chance my friend.
Tell her to cook and clean,thats enough for now.If you are still dating her in say 5 years,then maybe
tell her about your hair.Dont worry about her feelings right now,they mean nothing.
Look out for number #1,that means you.Keep her in the hot seat,when you go out ,check out all
the good looking girls,and be extra nice,your girl friend will be so pissed inside yet show very little
feelings on the outside.She will fight to keep her man(you) and thats a good thing .If she
starts talking to other guys show ZERO response and ask no questions,even if the guy was
french kissing her.Dont call her to make sure she got home in a snowstrom,let her call you.
Just act like you dont care and watch how she will do anything for you.The second you start
acting like you care,its over.She will become the new boss and you will work for her.
Wash my car,walk my dog,loan me money,lets get married,help my dad,call me at work,
send me flowers,your friends suck,we have to save money,my friends will love this ring,
lets see a movie with sub-titles,save the whales,is that for me,it goes on and on.