I cut my own hair for the last 15 years too ..
But since I wear it in a ponytail .... all I had to
do was pull my hair behind ... and anything more
than a fistful ... was prime to be trimmed ...

Of course, I am an expert with a 'concealer'
spray can in my hand ... I think I learned from
watching those early Steven Seagal movies ..

In his first flick ... he's balding badly ... in
the next ... full head ... all concealers ...
and he pulled it off in several movies ..
Now .. I think he has a bad piece on top
and concealers to create the Count Dracula
widow's peak ...

Either that .. or he's got enough layers of
radioactive concealer junk in his hair to power
a small Peruvian cocaine refining factory ....
(Sorry ... I watch too much of the Discovery Channel)


I LIKE to finally be able to go to a stylist and
have some woman running her hands through
my hair without them saying ...

"Yuch ... what is this stuff ! "

Heck ... or even lying ...
"Oh .. what a luxurious head of shiny, vibrant,
glorious hair ... YOU musta USE ta have !